Introducing All-Natural Imitation Artificial Flavors

Thought I should alert you to other products in development. As a follow up to our popular bacon air freshener we are working on bacon incense, a nostalgia product for people who are vegan-due-to-circumstances beyond their control.

Also in the same vein, a line of organic additives that make, say, carrot cake have that chemical tang you can otherwise only get in Hostess Cupcakes.

Want your favorite escapist breakfast cereal but afraid of god knows what’s in it, just put a few drops of all natural imitation artificial FROOT LOOPS flavor to the milk in that crunchy healthy stuff

If you have ever thought, “Thanks, but I’d rather not be MINTY FRESH right now” we have you covered with our line toothpaste in Whiskey, Acapulco Gold, Frankincense, Ozone that delicious electric fragrance before it rains, and Geosmin

This organic molecule is released when the soil-dwelling bacteria Streptomyces dies or is consumed by other bacteria.

Raindrops

When raindrops hit the ground, tiny air bubbles trap the geosmin and shoot up through the raindrop. The bubbles pop at the top, releasing the aerosols into the air. The wind then carries the aerosols across the land.

Otherwise known as Petrichor The word comes from the Greek words petra, meaning stone, and ichor, which refers to the golden fluid that flows in the veins of the immortals in Greek mythology.

Say goodbye to that minty burning antiseptic unwanted wake up call first thing in the morning and last thing at night